naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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