On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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