I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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