I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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