I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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