She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
