carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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