I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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