you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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