You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I don't think brook has ever known best
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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