sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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