"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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