sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
