brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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