wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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