Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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