i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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