let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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