If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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