I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
