toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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