im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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