Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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