Kiss
Puke
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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