So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
