Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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