From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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