so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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