i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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