They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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