She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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