Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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