You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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