she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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