So drunk its hurt
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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