it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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