physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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