Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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