There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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