did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
