We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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