i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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