Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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