um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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