it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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