They should really pass out barf bags in church
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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