She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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