I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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