Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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