you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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