I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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